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It is perfect for women who are kind, capable, organized, and patient — but still have boundaries.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis sweatshirt is easy to wear for school days, teacher workdays, casual Fridays, parent-teacher conferences, classroom decorating, office errands, coffee runs, fall campus days, or cozy weekends. It is comfortable, funny, and expressive without being too loud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWash inside out with cold water. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Do not bleach. Do not iron directly over the printed design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is a unisex heavy blend crewneck made from a 50\/50 cotton-polyester fabric, combining softness with lasting durability. Its smooth surface supports crisp, vibrant prints and embroidery, while the ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs help it keep its shape over time. A seamless body design reduces irritation and adds to overall comfort. Practical, sturdy, and print-friendly, the Gildan 18000 sweatshirt remains a top choice for custom apparel.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eDisclaimers\u003c\/strong\u003e:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cbr\u003e- Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: The Gildan 18000 sweatshirt is built for comfort and durability, made from a medium-heavy (8.0 oz\/yd² (271 g\/m²)) 50\/50 cotton-polyester blend. \u003cbr\u003e.: The classic fit along with the crew neckline deliver a comfy wearing experience with a clean-cut style. 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